so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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