The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
As shirtless as possible
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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