Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have aggressive nipples.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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