Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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