Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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