question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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