i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
