doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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