NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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