I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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