Three words: puerto rican gang bang
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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