so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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