Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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