and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You pole danced in your parka.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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