I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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