i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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