He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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