walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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