She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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