break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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