I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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