Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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