I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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