this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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