Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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