I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
This baby is an asshole
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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