She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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