haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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