Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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