Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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