how hairy? two words: wookie tits
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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