Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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