Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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