Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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