This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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