It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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