Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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