Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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