Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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