I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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