I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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