Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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