Whod you bang
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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