White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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