Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
