Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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