We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
