My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I understand Curling. That high.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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