Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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