For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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